Dear Mom,
Freshman year at Yale hasn't started out to great. It seems as though my teachers don't care at all about the stress I'm having. They know of my high school backround and should therefore speak to me with more respect and generosity, right?
Zack doesn't seem very emphatic about being blessed with such a spectacular roomate like me. He claims that he is too busy studying to hang out with me during the week. How selfish is that? I don't know why he is being such a loser. I guess it's because he's jealous of me since I'm two-and-a-half inches taller.
Mom, it's been a while since you last told me that you're proud of me for getting into Yale. I bet that when i come back to vist next month, y'all are going to throw a surprise party and have gifts for me and everything!
I know it's just the beginning, but I can see it now-- I'll be such a successful person by the time i graduate. I'd have so much experience, have so many friends, and I'd be the role model for hundreds of high school students.
Oh I almost forgot! I dyed my hair jet-black! I know you got a little paranoid the last time I dyed it, but this time, it's fifty times better! I'll be so annoyed when i come back home and everybody asks me about my new hair.
See you soon!
Love your favorite son,
Hussain
PS: Don't forget that you can never love me too much.
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Lol, you seem to be only a little narcissistic! Well Hussain, you need to realize that the universe does not revolve around you. You should stop focusing on your accomplishments and spend a little more time thinking about areas where you can improve. Instead of waiting for others to show their love for you, how about you take the intiative and show that you care? Btw, this Zack guy must be pretty short... :)
haha fantastic Hussain, you and me are both narcissitic.
You self centered dork! Just kidding of course. Start taking time to notice others and try to empathize with them
Haha i guess great beautiful strong glorious people think alike. Don't listen to these people they are just jealous.
Good Job with narcissism
I cant stand narcissistic people yall like all think yall all think yall are way too cool for everyone
Your letter shows, in my opinion, that you're narcissitic. You might need some therapy to fix yourself. Good job!
Narcissitic. Good job, the point was definitly made. Learn to appreciate other people. :)
Your post is just a little narsisstic! It was really funny. By the way, are you interested in going to Yale?
Narcissistic! Good job, your letter was funny! I would recommend some psychotherapy.
A bit narcissistic maybe?!? I think you need someone to tell you that the world does not revolve around you! Great post though!
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